cinderella by day
sinderella by night
Australia has 2 weather settings: ‘you’re gonna burn in hell’ or ‘you better build a fucking ark’
I have an idea son, why don’t we drive to the nearest cliff and see if the law of gravity applies to you.
Your caption killed me
The caption tho
The American summer past time of collecting fire-fries is a beautiful one.
denny’s what the fuck do you even advertise
|15-year-old me:||MOM I'm practically an ADULT ugggh you never let me do ANYTHING in olden times i could get MARRIED *eye roll into another dimension*|
|me now:||for my birthday i want food and to stay on your health insurance|
a restaurant in my hometown got a review that said the servers should “show some skin” so the owner added a potato skin special to the menu and all the proceeds from the special go to the west virginia foundation for rape information services (x)
That’s exactly the appropriate response.
Helena Bonham Carter at the 2011 SAG Awards (x)
feeling your computer getting slower though the years is one of the most heartbreaking things ever